Hats available at the Bazaar
Prisoner's Mask
For some reason they make these things out of satin. A great deal of stale beer has been spilt on it though. You wouldn't wear it to a masked ball.
- Suspicion +1
- 8 pence (sells for 4 pence)
Ridiculous Hat
It's hard even to take yourself seriously in this extraordinary creation
- Dangerous -10, Persuasive -10, Watchful -10, Shadowy -10
- 80 pence (sells for 1 penny)
- (NOTE: yes, this is entirely negative values, for the benefit of those who have advanced beyond new content)
Modish Bonnet
Very eye-catching! But is the effect quite what you hoped for?
- Scandal +1, Persuasive +1
- 4 Echoes (sells for 40 pence)
Pirate Hat
Ridiculous, flamboyant or menacing? You be the judge.
Sporing Bonnet
Are those really mushrooms? If they are, why do they whisper so? How is it they have taken root in your hair, and in your dreams?
- Nightmares +1, Watchful -1, Persuasive +1
- 6 Echoes (sells for 2 Echoes, 50 pence)
Gentleman's Hat
A properly dignified enhancement for your head.
- Persuasive +1
- 12 Echoes, 80 pence
Neathglass Goggles
Wear these, and you can see remarkably well by candlelight.
- Watchful +1
- 12 Echoes, 80 pence
Lady's Bonnet
A stylish enough item, although the paper flowers are a little incongruous so far underground.
- Persuasive +1
- 12 Echoes, 80 pence
Iron Hat
You can't go wrong with an iron hat. Except that you look ridiculous. That's a problem, certainly.
- Persuasive -1, Dangerous +2
- 28 Echoes, 80 pence
Luminous Neathglass Goggles
Radium! What a marvellous discovery! Perhaps you'd care for a cup of radium tea?
- Watchful +2, Persuasive -1
- 28 Echoes, 80 pence
Sneak-Thief's Mask
Gorchett & Sons: Rendering You Usefully Anonymous Since 1851.
- Shadowy +2, Persuasive -1
- 28 Echoes, 80 pence (sells for 12 Echoes, 50 pence)
Beguiling Mask
Mysteriously irresistible.
- Persuasive +3, Dangerous -1
- 115 Echoes, 20 pence (sells for 62 Echoes, 50 pence)
Exceptional Hat
The Exceptional Hat has never been observed to consume the brains of its wearers. These stories are without exception lies!
Extraordinary Hat
If there is a finer hat anywhere in the Neath…well, don't tell this one.
Semiotic Monocle
A really good look at that which men should never learn.
Hats not available at the Bazaar
Deafening Hat
A hat whose crown contains more than a dozen Primordial Screams. Menacing, imposing and useful for hunting mandrakes, but not comfortable.
- Dangerous +1, Persuasive +1, Watchful -3
- Obtained as part of the Bag a Legend Ambition.
Archaeologist's Hat
The mark of the serious investigator of relics of antiquity.
- Watchful +1
- Obtained from The Forgotten Quarter
Persuasive Hat
From the very earliest days of the Bazaar, when we were all still in black and white.
- Persuasive +1
- No longer available, a thankyou to the first five purchasers of virtual currency
Unobstrusive Bowlerhat
A cranial accoutrement so common that one could easily be lost in the crowd.
- Shadowy +1
- Obtained from as gift from Mysterious Benefactor in New Newgate Prison
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