Hats

Hats available at the Bazaar

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Prisoner's Mask
For some reason they make these things out of satin. A great deal of stale beer has been spilt on it though. You wouldn't wear it to a masked ball.

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Ridiculous Hat
It's hard even to take yourself seriously in this extraordinary creation

  • Dangerous -10, Persuasive -10, Watchful -10, Shadowy -10
  • 80 pence (sells for 1 penny)
  • (NOTE: yes, this is entirely negative values, for the benefit of those who have advanced beyond new content)

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Modish Bonnet
Very eye-catching! But is the effect quite what you hoped for?

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Pirate Hat
Ridiculous, flamboyant or menacing? You be the judge.

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Sporing Bonnet
Are those really mushrooms? If they are, why do they whisper so? How is it they have taken root in your hair, and in your dreams?

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Gentleman's Hat
A properly dignified enhancement for your head.

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Neathglass Goggles
Wear these, and you can see remarkably well by candlelight.

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Lady's Bonnet
A stylish enough item, although the paper flowers are a little incongruous so far underground.

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Iron Hat
You can't go wrong with an iron hat. Except that you look ridiculous. That's a problem, certainly.

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Luminous Neathglass Goggles
Radium! What a marvellous discovery! Perhaps you'd care for a cup of radium tea?

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Sneak-Thief's Mask
Gorchett & Sons: Rendering You Usefully Anonymous Since 1851.

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Beguiling Mask
Mysteriously irresistible.

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Exceptional Hat
The Exceptional Hat has never been observed to consume the brains of its wearers. These stories are without exception lies!

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Extraordinary Hat
If there is a finer hat anywhere in the Neath…well, don't tell this one.

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Semiotic Monocle
A really good look at that which men should never learn.

Hats not available at the Bazaar

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Deafening Hat
A hat whose crown contains more than a dozen Primordial Screams. Menacing, imposing and useful for hunting mandrakes, but not comfortable.

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Archaeologist's Hat
The mark of the serious investigator of relics of antiquity.

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Persuasive Hat
From the very earliest days of the Bazaar, when we were all still in black and white.

  • Persuasive +1
  • No longer available, a thankyou to the first five purchasers of virtual currency

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Unobstrusive Bowlerhat
A cranial accoutrement so common that one could easily be lost in the crowd.


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